Actually it’s not a supernova at all. It’ s good/bad old Benidorm – shot through a pair of cheap sunglasses bought in the market that day. Do I holiday in Benidorm? No. Do I visit my favourite restaurant there whenever I’m in the vicinity? Yes. Do I like Benidorm? No. Is the world a better place because it’s there, basking in the sunshine of the Costa Blanca? Yes.